Hot Pink Cum Rag halloween capturing the absolute state of

capturing the absolute state of our government in the only way that truly makes sense: as one giant dickhead and his two "loyal" nuts

Designed and handmade in Dannevirke New Zealand

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Hot Pink Cum Rag halloween capturing the absolute state ofBack and bolder than ever, our iconic Cum Rags have had a glow up! Now embroidered in a chunkier, sexier font and available in fresh new colours. Feeling flirty? Our Hot Pink Cum Rag is here to brighten up your bedside drawer and your life. Bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and other things). 100% cotton Locally embroidered in Dannevirke Approx. 40cm x 65cm (standard hand towel size) 500gsm plush and absorbent as hell These towels