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100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt Consultant By Day Crybaby By Night Graphic Design and system error chicCorporate assassin from 9 to 5, emotional puddle after dark. This tee gets the duality: billable hours in daylight, unspooled feelings in moonlight. Its a shirt for the spreadsheet slayers who also cry at adverts, client emails, and the sound of their own Teams notifications. Tough enough for client dinners, soft enough for 11pm sobbing into ice cream. Dress it up with a blazer for professional credibility. Dress it down with tissues and a blanket