Ask Me About My Special Interest Hoody Neurodiversity Pride Size:X-Large Warning: Wearing this hoodie constitutes

Warning: Wearing this hoodie constitutes a verbal contract

sturdy enough for winter self-reflection

Slip it on for pitch meetings

and the creeping suspicion this could’ve been an email

This is the shirt you reach for when your brain has forty-seven browser tabs open and one of them’s playing music you can’t find

Ask Me About My Special Interest Hoody Neurodiversity Pride Size:X-Large Warning: Wearing this hoodie constitutesMaterial: 80% ringspun cotton 20% polyester. Warning: Wearing this hoodie constitutes a verbal contract. You are legally inviting a forty minute monologue regarding [Cats Dinosaurs The London Underground]. Do not initiate conversation unless you have cleared your schedule and brought snacks. Features a dinosaur or a cat, because obviously.