Runs On Coffee & Hyperfocus T-Shirt Accessories “Adds +2 irony and mild

“Adds +2 irony and mild protection from stakeholder feedback

Designed for those who can look good and loathe workplace culture simultaneously

you’ll look consistent: consistently

and an unshakable sense of déjà vu

this tee has your back (and your front) because nothing says “strategic alignment” like a progress bar frozen at 87%

Runs On Coffee & Hyperfocus T-Shirt Accessories “Adds +2 irony and mildFor the brain that does nothing, then everything, in one caffeine fuelled burst. 100% organic, ethically sourced cotton tee built for deep work, doomscrolling, then deep work again. Duo tone mug sized for Ill just have one more and a three hour rabbit hole. Wear it on focus sprints, client deadlines, or those in the zone, dont talk to me days. Pairs with noise cancelling headphones, 47 Chrome tabs, and one very confused nervous system.