SKU: 56549248161
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a shirt that speaks fluent meeting fatigue
sturdy enough for winter self-reflection
and 10% boost to “don’t test me
and unread feedback forms
thousand-yard stares
Touch Base In Hell Funny T-Shirt In 100% Organic Cotton Work At Home Wear a shirt that speaks fluentAnnounces itself like an HR email you didnt open Touch Base In Hell. This shirt doesnt try to be edgy; it simply is, in the same way spreadsheets simply exist. A quiet rebellion for anyone whos ever had to circle back or sync offline. Pairs well with: tepid coffee, overdue tasks, muted mics, polite rage, and that one coworker who says ping me. Unlocks: existential eye rolls, dark charm, unholy charisma, and inbox dread immunity.
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