Funny Ask Me About My Poorly Scoped Project T-Shirt In 100% Organic Cotton Software Developer sarcasm proficiency

sarcasm proficiency

Unlocks: existential eye-rolls

For the brain that does nothing

and “build moats” one deck at a time

client deadlines

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